Guessing you’re a happy Buffy now.

That I am! Am I speaking with a happy Xander? I hope you aren’t of the grumps, there has been way too much grumping as of late and I just don’t want that for any of my besties.

Sometimes I miss the Bronze… Oh, cockroach fumigation days, where have you gone.

It’s not our scene anymore. We’re past that, too old and dignified for the Bronze. We should find a new HQ. I don’t even know what the club scene is like in this town.

zeppo-with-one-eye replied to your post: bike oR bangle? wHiCh 1 is endgame?

There’s a ship thing now? What?

I don’t even know. I can’t tell who on earth they’re talking about. Me and someone.

zeppo-with-one-eye replied to your post: [pm] Hey Buff. I saw the newspaper. How are you doing?

[pm] You’re a person too. You shouldn’t have to be forced to register… Though I guess everyone already knows about you being a Slayer. Do you really think people are going to give up on it if we say the others don’t have powers?

[pm] It’s too late for me. If this is the price I have to pay to keep them safe I’ll do it a million times. Imagine the hate crimes they would face if they were well known. It makes me sick. They have to be safe so that they can stop the world from ending if I go. Slayer is a lot less scary than slayers. I don’t know if they’ll give up, but if the girls leave and just act normal there’s no way they can be found. It’s not like slayers have some sort of distinguishing mark tattooed on their faces. They don’t even know who the others are. The only one they’re sure of is me. 

[pm] Not great. But I have this plan. Don’t freak okay. I’m gonna register. So the others don’t have to. There’s no way to prove they’ve got any powers at all. If we have to we can just pretend we took them back, we are the ones that gave them after all. I can’t let the others be registered like some sort of weapons. They’re people. 

zeppo-with-one-eye replied to your post: [pm] Are you up for watching a comedy with Willow and me? There’ll be popcorn.

[pm] Great. 21 Jump Street or The Hangover or something else?

[pm] Hmm should we kick it with a remake of something old school or a fun romp through the city of sin? I’ve seen The Hangover too many times, so 21 Jump Street is my vote.

[pm] I could definitely use some R&R, I’d totally be up for that. And you know me, can’t resist the buttery goodness of freshly popped corn!

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[pm] Yeah okay. Pretty sure Faith is still drunk.

[pm] I still don’t know exactly what happened. I see that Faith is drunk… I think everyone around here needs to vow to never drink again. Bad stuff always happens when people get drunk. Why don’t we know any happy drunks?

zeppo-with-one-eye replied to your post: zeppo-with-one-eye replied to your post: [pm] What…

[pm] Agreed. And we’ll be there for her.

[pm] We will. I’ll tell you once I find out what all this is about. I don’t even know why they’re doing this but I can tell they don’t really want it, you know? I think Faith is drunk. Or was.