[pm] It probably just means that right now you definitely have a type. Nothin’ strange there.

[pm] Nope, not at all strange that my type is vampire. Wait. My type is not vampire! I like normal people too, it’s just… I don’t know.

[pm] Yick. That might give me the heebie jeebies. I mean, I know they’re technically dead and all but that’s still kinda spooky for a second there, right? Presumably followed, y-you know, by things of the comforting and totally fine variety.

[pm] I’m over that feeling now, but at first I absolutely got the creeps because of it. Is it wrong that I sometimes find the non-breathing to be totally fine and even comforting? Or just a sign of how totally strange me and my life are?

theredheadedwitch:

Oh come on, Buff. If I could see it, then you know it had to be at least kind of obvious!

It took me a while to realize… Maybe it’s because I’m not a lesbian, I just can’t pick up on the perv terms as quickly! But I didn’t mean it that way. I just meant that we should act all hoity toity and share a meal like grown ups. A non-sexual, just friends, fully clothed, meal. 

theredheadedwitch:

the-better-slayer:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

theredheadedwitch:

imageghost-of-fashion-victims-past replied to your post: Is it weird now that Buffy’s gone?

Right!

You’re always welcome to come by for dinner. Or have some kind of classy lunch with me on campus? It’s nice seeing someone gobble up my salads.

That’s me! Buffy The Salad Gobbler- it does have a nice ring to it. We should absolutely set up some sort of fancy lady eating outing! Maybe some time next week or once you’re settled in at work. 

Don’t even think about it unless you’re itchin’ for another dirt nap.

I-I’m sure she meant it in the other, much less colorful way. Which I’m totally looking forward to and will keep you posted on, Buffy.

Why does everyone I know have their mind in the gutter 100% of the time?