Just these days?

Oh yeah, I was a total ladies lady back in the day. Shoulda met me in L.A.

But seriously, I figure if people wont get the message that I’m as straight as something very straight, I may as well mess with their minds while I’m at it.

You realize the only thing I read there was “well muscled”, right?

You would. 

Ouch, B, you don’t remember all those times I had you pinned? Must’ve been bonked on the head one too many times. I don’t like goin’ easy.

Neither do I. I seem to recall a certain perfectly sculpted, shiny, silver, blade entering a certain well muscled, tan skinned, annoyingly snarky, brunette…

See, I remember things differently.

Hmm, we’re almost begging to get into specifics here.

Yeah, it’ll be just like the good old days, back when I still kicked your ass.

I think you meant “you still kicked my” instead of “I still kicked your”. ‘Twas and honest mistake, I forgive you.

You seriously want a rematch? Hey, fine with me.

Just because you won once doesn’t mean you won forever. I think some friendly sparring could be really choice for the both of us!

We all know how that’d go.

Hey! I’ll see you at back healed o clock and we can find out just how much “we all know”.

Quit getting all passively sad, it was just a joke, B.

Should have done one of those little faces, I can’t read tone over the computer. 😛

Nope, just nosy stalker Tuesday is all. Sorry to disappoint.