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Text @ Buffy

Buffy: If they try something bad on me don’t you trust I’ll beat the bejeezus out of them before that happens? I’m gonna do this, it’s the only way I can see.
Xander: I don’t doubt you, but they could have tranq guns and strength in numbers.
Xander: …Fine, but can we make a pact that you don’t go alone? And have a big Scooby meeting to talk about these things with everyone before and see if there are any better plans?
Buffy: If it can happen before the 22nd. That’s sort of D-Day. Or R-Day I guess.
Xander: Where’s a good apocalypse when you need one?
Xander: We could have one tomorrow or Friday. Your place?
Buffy: I guess the sooner the better. Though I’m guessing it’s just gonna end up with everyone against me.
Buffy: Tomorrow it is, my place. You can spread the word or I can.

Text @ Buffy

Buffy: That’s my plan. The lady watcher, Ms. Fairfax is gonna try and get all glammed up and go in as me; but I’m not letting it happen. They’ll find out she’s not a slayer the moment they realize she doesn’t have superstrength and I don’t trust them not to just “dispose of” her if that happens.
Xander: I agree about the Watcher. It wouldn’t take long to realize she doesn’t have slayer powers, but I don’t trust them not to try something bad on you. I’m not letting that happen.
Buffy: If they try something bad on me don’t you trust I’ll beat the bejeezus out of them before that happens? I’m gonna do this, it’s the only way I can see.
Xander: I don’t doubt you, but they could have tranq guns and strength in numbers.
Xander: …Fine, but can we make a pact that you don’t go alone? And have a big Scooby meeting to talk about these things with everyone before and see if there are any better plans?
Buffy: If it can happen before the 22nd. That’s sort of D-Day. Or R-Day I guess.

Text @ Buffy

Xander: I saw the news. Are you going to register? Or better plan? There’s gotta be a better way.
Buffy: That’s my plan. The lady watcher, Ms. Fairfax is gonna try and get all glammed up and go in as me; but I’m not letting it happen. They’ll find out she’s not a slayer the moment they realize she doesn’t have superstrength and I don’t trust them not to just “dispose of” her if that happens.
Xander: I agree about the Watcher. It wouldn’t take long to realize she doesn’t have slayer powers, but I don’t trust them not to try something bad on you. I’m not letting that happen.
Buffy: If they try something bad on me don’t you trust I’ll beat the bejeezus out of them before that happens? I’m gonna do this, it’s the only way I can see.

Text @ Buffy

Xander: I saw the news. Are you going to register? Or better plan? There’s gotta be a better way.
Buffy: That’s my plan. The lady watcher, Ms. Fairfax is gonna try and get all glammed up and go in as me; but I’m not letting it happen. They’ll find out she’s not a slayer the moment they realize she doesn’t have superstrength and I don’t trust them not to just “dispose of” her if that happens.

Text @ Cameron

Cameron: And you seem to forget that I’m half demon.
Cameron: Something you conveniently forgot when we were fucking
Cameron: See, thats the thing with you Buffy. It’s all about convenience
Cameron: And we can thank our lucky stars for that. Can you imagine? Having to listen to your constant whining just for the sake of some kid neither of us wanted in the first place?
Cameron: Are you going to kill me princess?
Buffy: I never forgot you were a demon, but I thought I saw good in you.
Buffy: I’m not stupid, there are demons who commit unspeakable acts and must be destroyed for the good of the world and there are demons who pose a danger only to kittens, which is sort of disgusting but they shouldn’t die for it.
Buffy: But the demon part of you didn’t make you do this, the evil inside of you took care if that.

Text @ Cameron

Buffy: I don’t want it to be true, for your sake.
Buffy: I just thought I knew you. And I knew you were better than this.
Buffy: It makes me sick.
Cameron: For my sake?
Cameron: This sounded like a threat Summers
Cameron: You should start being more careful on how you word things
Buffy: You seem to forget that I’m the good guy here. You know what your boyfriend said is complete bullshit.
Buffy: But you made your choice, you’re a part of “the forces of darkness” now.
Buffy: Whatever friendship remained between us, you can officially count it gone.
Buffy: Without your bastard in my womb there’s nothing tying me to the scum of a person you’ve just become. And nothing to protect you or your boyfriend from whatever you’re about to bring upon yourselves.
Buffy: So yeah, it sounded like a threat because it was one.