Tag: spike

lovetobrag:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

lovetobrag:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

Hey! I resent that. I am not big headed. My head is medium sized at the most thank you very much! I’m just talking about facts here, not ego.

That was “big Head Slayer,” you dolt.  Not “big-head Slayer.”

I never said I was good at reading tone through messages on the internet. I have many other skills that make up for my lack in that department. Anyways, I’ve decided to amend my previous response. Just pretend I said this: Oh yeah, I’m expect they’ll be falling all over themselves for a piece of this action within a fortnight! But I’ll respectfully decline their offer, because a lady doesn’t kill/kiss and tell.

I’m fully fancy now. I’ve got my big words and my not stepping on toes. I’m well aware that you like both of those things. Who doesn’t? Those people who don’t are just pretending anyways, I think. You’re an interesting dude so obviously people are happy to talk and be talked to about you. Maybe they’ll give you the book deal. 

lovetobrag:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

Hey! I resent that. I am not big headed. My head is medium sized at the most thank you very much! I’m just talking about facts here, not ego.

That was “big Head Slayer,” you dolt.  Not “big-head Slayer.”

I never said I was good at reading tone through messages on the internet. I have many other skills that make up for my lack in that department. Anyways, I’ve decided to amend my previous response. Just pretend I said this: Oh yeah, I’m expect they’ll be falling all over themselves for a piece of this action within a fortnight! But I’ll respectfully decline their offer, because a lady doesn’t kill/kiss and tell.

lovetobrag:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

lovetobrag:

Maybe mysterious is all part of that charming thing I seemed to’ve collected from a trashbin somewhere.

And now I finally find out where you got it. Never would’ve guessed a garbage can. I always assumed you honed your charm through years of practice and natural ability.

No, no.  That was a joke, see? I was born this irresistible.

I knew it! I’m filing this under “instances where Buffy is yet again right." 

lovetobrag:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

lovetobrag:

Oh, they sure don’t.

Hmm, do I detect a tone of secrecy? Remember, this conversation is public. You’ll only spur their interest on if you act all mysterious.

Maybe mysterious is all part of that charming thing I seemed to’ve collected from a trashbin somewhere.

And now I finally find out where you got it. Never would’ve guessed a garbage can. I always assumed you honed your charm through years of practice and natural ability.

lovetobrag:

‘ppreciate the go-ahead.  Strangers stickin’ their noses in, actin’ like I need a green light from you anyway.  

Exactly. There isn’t even anything going on between us that would make me somehow dictate who you slept with. Like I said before, I don’t own you. 

These anonymous people don’t know half as much as they think they do.