Spike: Oh, right, okay. Sure.
Spike: You’ll make it something Dawn used to listen to.
Spike: I don’t trust you for a second.
Buffy: Oh no! My plan has been foiled!
Buffy: I even had the Britney song picked out (Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman)
Buffy: You can keep your 8 noter, then.
Spike: Gladly.
Spike: You’re just out to ruin my reputation.
Buffy: That’s right. I sit home stroking my mustache wondering how to soil your image.
Buffy: After the emasculating you via an embarrassing ringtone I’d planned to “ruin your reputation”
Buffy: But now it’s all shot to hell. Guess I’ll just have to come up with a new plan to destroy you.

Buffy: Wait is your ring still that annoying 8 note melody thing?
Buffy: If so I might feel kind of bad making you hear that…
Buffy: You should let me change it to something cool and mysterious.
Buffy: Something that everyone will know it’s your phone ringing when they hear it.
Buffy: I’m not as good as Willow at the techno stuff but I can do phones.
Spike: Oh, right, okay. Sure.
Spike: You’ll make it something Dawn used to listen to.
Spike: I don’t trust you for a second.
Buffy: Oh no! My plan has been foiled!
Buffy: I even had the Britney song picked out (Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman)
Buffy: You can keep your 8 noter, then.

Spike: Sounds about right.
Buffy: Okay then, I’ll call you first.
Buffy: Even if it’s day time and you’re sleeping.
Buffy: You’ve been warned.
Spike: I’ll keep my ringer up.
Buffy: Wait is your ring still that annoying 8 note melody thing?
Buffy: If so I might feel kind of bad making you hear that…
Buffy: You should let me change it to something cool and mysterious.
Buffy: Something that everyone will know it’s your phone ringing when they hear it.
Buffy: I’m not as good as Willow at the techno stuff but I can do phones.

Buffy: I don’t care if you need it, I want you to have it.
Buffy: You don’t have to trust me, just believe in me. I’m not throwing myself under, I’m hitching a ride.
Buffy: But thank you anyways, for saying you would. If I did end up all splattered.
Buffy: And if you want to cavort, cavort. Maybe you can distract them with a scandal.
Spike: I’ll know when you’ve done whatever it is you’re doing?
Spike: You’ll keep me looped?
Buffy: I will.
Buffy: You can even hear it before all the rest.
Buffy: If you want.

Buffy: I meant maybe you could just forget all the shitty things I’ve said to you over my lifetime.
Buffy: And just remember the good ones.
Buffy: Because those are the things I meant, not the others.
Spike: You sayin’ good-bye?
Spike: This’d better not be you sayin’ good-bye.
Buffy: I’m not saying goodbye. I’m saying sorry.
Buffy: Remember how I said I remembered what you said?
Buffy: If it gets bad I know where I can go. I’m not stupid, I’m to smart to let them eat me up.
Buffy: But I can let them think they are. This is all a game they’re playing.

Buffy: Oh right.
Buffy: But what if I want us to be?
Buffy: Talking about you, that is.
Spike: Then you’re in the wrong bloody conversation.
Spike: No one’s makin’ me sign up for anything.
Buffy: I meant maybe you could just forget all the shitty things I’ve said to you over my lifetime.
Buffy: And just remember the good ones.
Buffy: Because those are the things I meant, not the others.

Spike: Remember what I said.
Buffy: I remember everything you say, Spike.
Spike: Drop the bad parts and just remember the good, maybe.
Buffy: Only if you do too.
Spike: Not talking about me.
Buffy: Oh right.
Buffy: But what if I want us to be?
Buffy: Talking about you, that is.

Buffy: I don’t want to. I have to. Just so you know.
Buffy: But Faith can’t register, like literally can’t. That’d be turning herself in.
Buffy: And none of the others are going to want to. They have to be free so they can actually do good in the world.
Spike: Remember what I said.
Buffy: I remember everything you say, Spike.
Spike: Drop the bad parts and just remember the good, maybe.
Buffy: Only if you do too.

Buffy: I don’t want to. I have to. Just so you know.
Buffy: But Faith can’t register, like literally can’t. That’d be turning herself in.
Buffy: And none of the others are going to want to. They have to be free so they can actually do good in the world.
Spike: Remember what I said.
Buffy: I remember everything you say, Spike.