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Faith: Now there’s somethin’ I’d pay to see.
Faith: Aaaand you’re not talking metaphorically, are you?
Faith: I’m no drunken saint either.
Buffy: Ask Anya, maybe she got it on tape. Actually don’t. It’s kind of a secret.
Buffy: But yes, that is something I non-metaphorically, totally real lifeically, did while drunk.
Buffy: Don’t even remember it and I still feel guilty.
Buffy: I think sainthood and drunkenness sort of contradict one another anyways.

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Xander: Hopefully they won’t figure it out and she’ll be okay. Though it’s not your fault if something does happen.
Xander: Are you at home right now?
Buffy: I’m at Willow’s. I’m kind of stuck here, not that it’s bad to be here. It’s kind of a result of the taking of the beating.
Xander: And this counts as only sort of hurt?
Xander: Do you want me to swing by sometime?
Buffy: Really hurt is when it gets to coma level, or the loss of body parts. Which it didn’t.
Buffy: You could totally swing. If you wanted to 🙂

text @ Buffy

Willow: I forgot to mention when I was up there earlier that Angel messaged me the other day. Do you want him to come over sometime?
Willow: Sorry if this woke you up or anything.
Buffy: Nope, you didn’t wake me. My phone’s sort of been blowing up now that everyone realizes I’m all sentient.
Buffy: He can come over if he wants. I mean, I wouldn’t be opposed to it or anything. It’s up to him.
Buffy: It’s kind of weird, he called me the other day. When the registration law passed. It was this strange sort of non conversation.

text @ faith

Buffy: But maybe nothing bad will happen to her and it will all be okay.
Buffy: A girl can dream.
Faith: I’d drink to that.
Buffy: Imagine you and me drinking together.
Buffy: I’m not sure how much good would come of it.
Buffy: I mean, the last time I got properly smashed I sort of wished someone to hell.

Text @ Buffy

Xander: Hey Buff. You okay? I heard you took a beating from Faith and just – are you okay?
Buffy: Hey. I’m okay. I mean I’m sort of hurt, but I’m okay. I’ve got the whole slayer healing thing for that. I feel really bad about Penelope.
Xander: Hopefully they won’t figure it out and she’ll be okay. Though it’s not your fault if something does happen.
Xander: Are you at home right now?
Buffy: I’m at Willow’s. I’m kind of stuck here, not that it’s bad to be here. It’s kind of a result of the taking of the beating.

text @ faith

Buffy: Harsh, she is not stuck-up! And she can be very fun. She definitely has a sense of fun, just not in the obvious way.
Buffy: Apart from your glaring description errors, I think maybe we’ve got the same girl in mind.
Buffy: I wish it was as easy as blaming unconsciousness.
Faith: Right, /my/ description errors.
Faith: I’m not stoked about the sitch either, but you do more good out here than she does.
Faith: Not sayin’ it’s perfect, but it’s something.
Buffy: But maybe nothing bad will happen to her and it will all be okay.
Buffy: A girl can dream.

Text @ Buffy

Buffy: Everything’s fine now 🙂
Tara: Well, that’s a relief. What happened with the registration?
Buffy: I was gonna go, that’s where I was going when I left and all. I got stopped. Now it’s sort of too late, I’m not really happy about it. But I’m not in a position to do anything about it right now.
Tara: It never ends, does it? I miss the old days.
Buffy: It sure doesn’t. And I miss happy golden days of yore too, I guess it’s sort of pointless though. Unless we can get a higher being or a time machine involved.

text @ faith

Buffy: Well I did, and I mean, it wasn’t that long anyways. So don’t worry, nothing to live with there.
Buffy: It was going to be shitty no matter who won.
Buffy: Just a certain blonde. Assertive, totally hot, and sort of a badass…
Faith: Point taken.
Faith: Hey, think I know her. She also a stuck-up tight-ass with no sense of fun who recently got her ass handed to her?
Faith: Can’t really blame someone who’s been out like a light for three days.
Buffy: Harsh, she is not stuck-up! And she can be very fun. She definitely has a sense of fun, just not in the obvious way.
Buffy: Apart from your glaring description errors, I think maybe we’ve got the same girl in mind.
Buffy: I wish it was as easy as blaming unconsciousness.

Text @ Buffy

Buffy: It’s fine Tara. Everyone got a little excited I think.
Buffy: I forgive you, people have said so much worse to me before.
Buffy: I’ve been kinda busy since the meeting, so that’s why you didn’t hear from me.
Buffy: Everything’s fine now 🙂
Tara: Well, that’s a relief. What happened with the registration?
Buffy: I was gonna go, that’s where I was going when I left and all. I got stopped. Now it’s sort of too late, I’m not really happy about it. But I’m not in a position to do anything about it right now.