Jeffy Texts

Jesse: Hey, thanks for being so cool with the texting thing.
Buffy: No problem. You seem like a more than decent person, totally textable.
Buffy: So what’s on your mind to be asking Miss Buffy?
Jesse: I had a question about vampires.
Jesse: What um… what if you were bitten by one?
Buffy: Okay so I’m guessing you were?
Buffy: As long as you didn’t drink deep of the vampire’s blood in return you should remain as human as you were before the event.
Jesse: That’s a relief. I just um, I dunno. I feel drained. Literally, I guess. What about the wound? Is it going to be all silver and stuff like in Twilight?
Buffy: Well, that is what vampires do. They drain you. And unless you’ve got some sort of supernatural advantage, it can really affect you. But you’ll get better, you just need rest and maybe some iron pills.
Buffy: And no, the wound will not be silver. Please do not get me started on Twilight. There are so many things wrong with that book, it’s almost funny. Almost funny, but more annoying.

Jeffy Texts

Jesse: Hey, thanks for being so cool with the texting thing.
Buffy: No problem. You seem like a more than decent person, totally textable.
Buffy: So what’s on your mind to be asking Miss Buffy?

do you hate anyone?

Well I just feel like hate is such a strong word. But everyone I did hate is dead now. Not even saying that like a threat, but there were some creepy crawly demon types that I truly loathed. And for most monsters there’s really only one way to stop them from harming innocent people or bringing on the apocalypse: killing them.

Text @ Cameron

Cameron: And you seem to forget that I’m half demon.
Cameron: Something you conveniently forgot when we were fucking
Cameron: See, thats the thing with you Buffy. It’s all about convenience
Cameron: And we can thank our lucky stars for that. Can you imagine? Having to listen to your constant whining just for the sake of some kid neither of us wanted in the first place?
Cameron: Are you going to kill me princess?
Buffy: I never forgot you were a demon, but I thought I saw good in you.
Buffy: I’m not stupid, there are demons who commit unspeakable acts and must be destroyed for the good of the world and there are demons who pose a danger only to kittens, which is sort of disgusting but they shouldn’t die for it.
Buffy: But the demon part of you didn’t make you do this, the evil inside of you took care if that.

Text @ Cameron

Buffy: I don’t want it to be true, for your sake.
Buffy: I just thought I knew you. And I knew you were better than this.
Buffy: It makes me sick.
Cameron: For my sake?
Cameron: This sounded like a threat Summers
Cameron: You should start being more careful on how you word things
Buffy: You seem to forget that I’m the good guy here. You know what your boyfriend said is complete bullshit.
Buffy: But you made your choice, you’re a part of “the forces of darkness” now.
Buffy: Whatever friendship remained between us, you can officially count it gone.
Buffy: Without your bastard in my womb there’s nothing tying me to the scum of a person you’ve just become. And nothing to protect you or your boyfriend from whatever you’re about to bring upon yourselves.
Buffy: So yeah, it sounded like a threat because it was one.

Text @ Cameron

Buffy: Tell me what I’m seeing isn’t real?
Buffy: Tell me you weren’t involved with this?
Buffy: ???
Cameron: So you wan’t me to lie?
Buffy: I don’t want it to be true, for your sake.
Buffy: I just thought I knew you. And I knew you were better than this.
Buffy: It makes me sick.

Text @ Cameron

Buffy: Tell me what I’m seeing isn’t real?
Buffy: Tell me you weren’t involved with this?
Buffy: ???

text @ buffy

Spike: All right, then.
Spike: Ready.
Buffy: Good, if it went on much longer I’d probably have to shackle you to the basement wall whether you liked it or not.
Buffy: For the good of humanity that is… You know to protect innocent lives and all.
Buffy: Speaking of which, have you got a specific location in mind?
Spike: Crypt’s fine. Keeps me out of the way, at least. Little sis and the big operation.
Spike: But you’ll have to come round during the days, for… god, feedings. Can’t well help myself with iron on my wrists.
Buffy: It wouldn’t be the first time… I have lovely memories of butcher shops, mugs, and straws to show for that experience.