Spike: So the papers’ve said.
Spike: You’ve never made me shiver any.
Buffy: Never?
Buffy: Are you sure about that?
Spike: Not the sort of shivers I’m talking about.
Buffy: Oh, well. I guess I’ll just have to try harder then. I’ll get fear shivers out of you somehow.
Spike: Keep up the lone-hero bit and you’ll get me well frightened.
Buffy: Well it’s kind of a secret but I told Kennedy she could help me if she got her powers back. She wants to register but there’s no way I’m letting her if she doesn’t have her powers.
Buffy: So maybe don’t get scared about that just yet. Maybe I won’t be all alone.
Buffy: Just occurred to me but the powers thing is probably a secret too.

Spike: So the papers’ve said.
Spike: You’ve never made me shiver any.
Buffy: Never?
Buffy: Are you sure about that?
Spike: Not the sort of shivers I’m talking about.
Buffy: Oh, well. I guess I’ll just have to try harder then. I’ll get fear shivers out of you somehow.

Buffy: That was evil laughter, I’m laughing ominously over here. Be afraid.
Spike: Yeah, I’m real scared.
Spike: Fearing for my un-life.
Buffy: As you should be. I am a dangerous woman. With super powers.
Buffy: Fear me.
Spike: So the papers’ve said.
Spike: You’ve never made me shiver any.
Buffy: Never?
Buffy: Are you sure about that?

Spike: You’ve had an awful long time to get my demise all sorted out.
Spike: And still I’m up and kickin’.
Buffy: For now.
Buffy: Muahahaha!
Buffy: That was evil laughter, I’m laughing ominously over here. Be afraid.
Spike: Yeah, I’m real scared.
Spike: Fearing for my un-life.
Buffy: As you should be. I am a dangerous woman. With super powers.
Buffy: Fear me.

Buffy: You would pick that of all things to comment on.
Buffy: I could probably spell your demise out, pad it with a little in your window and you wouldn’t even notice.
Spike: You’ve had an awful long time to get my demise all sorted out.
Spike: And still I’m up and kickin’.
Buffy: For now.
Buffy: Muahahaha!
Buffy: That was evil laughter, I’m laughing ominously over here. Be afraid.

Buffy: That’s right. I sit home stroking my mustache wondering how to soil your image.
Buffy: After the emasculating you via an embarrassing ringtone I’d planned to “ruin your reputation”
Buffy: But now it’s all shot to hell. Guess I’ll just have to come up with a new plan to destroy you.
Spike: What’s that you’re stroking, now?
Buffy: You would pick that of all things to comment on.
Buffy: I could probably spell your demise out, pad it with a little in your window and you wouldn’t even notice.

Spike: Oh, right, okay. Sure.
Spike: You’ll make it something Dawn used to listen to.
Spike: I don’t trust you for a second.
Buffy: Oh no! My plan has been foiled!
Buffy: I even had the Britney song picked out (Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman)
Buffy: You can keep your 8 noter, then.
Spike: Gladly.
Spike: You’re just out to ruin my reputation.
Buffy: That’s right. I sit home stroking my mustache wondering how to soil your image.
Buffy: After the emasculating you via an embarrassing ringtone I’d planned to “ruin your reputation”
Buffy: But now it’s all shot to hell. Guess I’ll just have to come up with a new plan to destroy you.

Buffy: Wait is your ring still that annoying 8 note melody thing?
Buffy: If so I might feel kind of bad making you hear that…
Buffy: You should let me change it to something cool and mysterious.
Buffy: Something that everyone will know it’s your phone ringing when they hear it.
Buffy: I’m not as good as Willow at the techno stuff but I can do phones.
Spike: Oh, right, okay. Sure.
Spike: You’ll make it something Dawn used to listen to.
Spike: I don’t trust you for a second.
Buffy: Oh no! My plan has been foiled!
Buffy: I even had the Britney song picked out (Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman)
Buffy: You can keep your 8 noter, then.

Spike: Sounds about right.
Buffy: Okay then, I’ll call you first.
Buffy: Even if it’s day time and you’re sleeping.
Buffy: You’ve been warned.
Spike: I’ll keep my ringer up.
Buffy: Wait is your ring still that annoying 8 note melody thing?
Buffy: If so I might feel kind of bad making you hear that…
Buffy: You should let me change it to something cool and mysterious.
Buffy: Something that everyone will know it’s your phone ringing when they hear it.
Buffy: I’m not as good as Willow at the techno stuff but I can do phones.