thejgray:

[pm] Well as far as I know, my soul is just fine. It’s my conscience that needs the cleansing. And as of right now- it’s sparkly and squeaky clean.

[pm] Good for you! I’m not about to go there myself, haven’t stepped foot in a church in quite some time and I intend to keep it that way. But I’m glad you’re all soapy clean in the conscience department. Not everyone gets to feel that way, even regular churchgoers have trouble with that.

thejgray:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

thejgray:

[pm] Probably a different Ross because this guy was like.. y’know, not even cool. Totally huge and muscly and super asian.

[pm] Ah, okay. Well to change the subject kind of, what did the priest have to say about your situation anyway?

[pm] I dunno. He just kind of touched my bite and prayed with me. He didn’t say a whole lot to me, per say. I think he was talking to Jesus, or Mary, or Elvis about it. I was ‘cleansed’ as he said. My soul would be healed and I would walk in the light. Or something like that. I think I got a little light headed with all of the candles and creepy statues staring at me. I guess I am pray-shy. Either way, i think it was all psychological and junk.

[pm] I hope it’s all in the head stuff. In this city it wouldn’t surprise me if catholic magic was actual magic. I don’t really believe in the healing of souls, they are what they are…

thejgray:

[pm] Probably a different Ross because this guy was like.. y’know, not even cool. Totally huge and muscly and super asian.

[pm] Ah, okay. Well to change the subject kind of, what did the priest have to say about your situation anyway?

thejgray:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

thejgray replied to your post: [pm] Buffster(is that a thing we can do?), how’s it hanging?

[pm] None so far. I went to see this priest the other day and he kind of prayed with me and did some crazy catholic magic. I feel good. I feel kind of free about all the vampire stuff.

[pm] Did you go to that father Walter guy? He sort of creeps me out to be honest. So are you like some sort of uber Christian now? And what do you mean by free about the vampires? They’re still really dangerous.

[pm] Don’t get me wrong, he was totally creepy. But in a nice old man that still makes me not wanna be alone in a room with him kind of way. I’m not crazy spiritual or anything I just.. I dunno. I feel better? I think after the whole Ross thing I needed to get everything off my chest.

[pm] Okay. But they still strike fear and anger in your heart, correct? It’s for your health. Also, Ross? That’s the vampire that attacked you? I did not know this.

thejgray:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

thejgray:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

thejgray replied to your post: [pm] Okay, you can officially be proud of me.

[pm] I officially resisted my first date with a vampire. Okay, he was a gothic dude in my victorian lit class but he smelled like the undead. Okay.. mostly like the dead.

[pm] Well good on you! But was this class by any chance during the day time?

[pm] Yes… but it’s really dark in the room.

[pm] Well if you catch him in direct sunlight and he doesn’t you know, burst into flames, he’s probably just a really smelly dude. But hey! You shouldn’t lower your standards to someone who lacks basic hygiene anyways.

[pm] He’s also a philosophy major. Heavy on the ick factor. How goes my favorite slayer? Is that an okay term by the way? It’s not like, prejudice or anything?

[pm] Philosophy always made my head hurt… I’m doing pretty well in the grand scheme of things, and slayer is definitely the preferred term as it were. But the real question is this: How’s kicks with the New Guying? Have you made your segue to That Guy or are you still stuck on the transitional mimery?