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covetingqueen replied to your post: And what about the good vampires?
Did you see her boots? Last season. You would have done the same thing.
Yep, you’re definitely lacking in the soul department.
And what about the good vampires?
Good vampires are an exception to the rule. I know a total of two out of the thousands I’ve met. You make it sound like there are tons of them just wandering the earth, which I’ve experienced isn’t true. And the good ones aren’t generally out scouring abandoned alleyways for innocents to feed on.
You’d probably like being eaten too much anyway.
I guess I’ll just never experience that. In both the innuendo-ey sense and the literal sense. Because only females are capable of doing such a thing.
ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:
ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:
Oh, I can see why everyone loves you so much. All I’m saying is girls are straight until wet, like spaghetti. Angel hair. You’d be angel hair since you’re so thin. And overrated.
Hey, think what you want. At least your skewed views on women’s sexuality are one thing about you that isn’t actually hurting anyone.
Whoa there! Better cool it with the digs at my size! I’ll never be able to cope.
And you’re definitely one to talk about being overrated. You call yourself queen, which is just…
Yep. It’s completely narcissistic and unrealistic for me to call myself Queen when I’ll soon have you and your gang of misfits either in the ground or working for me. I heard you kinda liked rolling on the ground for vampires. Or is it with them?
I’ve died three times now, death threats just really don’t do if for me anymore. And I certainly won’t be working for you, that’s one delusion I won’t let you keep.
Ah, bringing up my sexual history. The real reason why you were questioning my sexuality reveals itself! You would only be so lucky to break off a piece of this kit kat bar.,And there’s no way in hell that would ever happen, even if I was gay.
Don’t worry. You’re not my type. I wouldn’t even make an appetizer out of you.
And I can only thank the stars for that fact.
ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:
Oh, I can see why everyone loves you so much. All I’m saying is girls are straight until wet, like spaghetti. Angel hair. You’d be angel hair since you’re so thin. And overrated.
Hey, think what you want. At least your skewed views on women’s sexuality are one thing about you that isn’t actually hurting anyone.
Whoa there! Better cool it with the digs at my size! I’ll never be able to cope.
And you’re definitely one to talk about being overrated. You call yourself queen, which is just…
Yep. It’s completely narcissistic and unrealistic for me to call myself Queen when I’ll soon have you and your gang of misfits either in the ground or working for me. I heard you kinda liked rolling on the ground for vampires. Or is it with them?
I’ve died three times now, death threats just really don’t do if for me anymore. And I certainly won’t be working for you, that’s one delusion I won’t let you keep.
Ah, bringing up my sexual history. The real reason why you were questioning my sexuality reveals itself! You would only be so lucky to break off a piece of this kit kat bar.,And there’s no way in hell that would ever happen, even if I was gay.
Oh, I can see why everyone loves you so much. All I’m saying is girls are straight until wet, like spaghetti. Angel hair. You’d be angel hair since you’re so thin. And overrated.
Hey, think what you want. At least your skewed views on women’s sexuality are one thing about you that isn’t actually hurting anyone.
Whoa there! Better cool it with the digs at my size! I’ll never be able to cope.
And you’re definitely one to talk about being overrated. You call yourself queen, which is just…
ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:
C’mon. I knew you didn’t have very god taste but Faith is yummy.
Hello? I’m straight. I’m no genius, but I guess some brain cells left your body when your soul did. Or were you always this unobservant?
Please. Girls are like pasta. You’re no different. And ouch, I’m offended.
I just thought you’d be interested in someone else’s opinion. Honestly, I’d rather have my fill of Faith than Cameron. Yikes.
And you can assume I’m no different because you know me so well…
Fortunately for me, I’m about as interested in your opinion as I am in feeling sorry that I offended you. Which is to say not very interested at all.
covetingqueen replied to your post: FMK: Cameron, Xander, Faith
C’mon. I knew you didn’t have very god taste but Faith is yummy.
Hello? I’m straight. I’m no genius, but I guess some brain cells left your body when your soul did. Or were you always this unobservant?
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