What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?

I lied. Asking me questions: not so fun.

You fucked two vampires and a half-sex-demon. Which species was best?

And then there were humans, something tells me not to discount humans.

How’s the love life?

Ha funny question. It is very much of the funny that you ask that.

Who has a bigger dick: Spike, Angel, or Riley?

Hmmmm. I think if you compared photos of them in their living days you’d be able to tell right away. And Riley was genetically altered, make of that what you will.

Roffy FTW!!! <3 Its SOOOOooooO hawt wen u guyz argu!!!

Roffy. Hmm, lets use some of that Sherlock stuff. Who do I argue with? Tons of people. Starts with an R? Narrows it down. Ross? Ross and Buffy? It’s hot when we argue?

No, it’s annoying when we argue.

bike oR bangle? wHiCh 1 is endgame?

You’re just confusing me. Endgame? What does a bicycle and a bracelet even have to do with one another? If this is related to the “ship” think I’m gonna scream…

Hi! So, I know it’s an unpopular ship campared to Maike (Matthew/Spike) but I totally ship you and Spike!!!!!!! – love, a fan ;) <3

What are you even talking about? I don’t really speak internet. I guess thanks?? Maybe if you explain a little better you can get whatever your desired reaction is out of me.

If college guy took you on the best dates, you’d say he treated you most like a girlfriend?

In the conventional sense I guess yeah. I mean sometimes he had that “me big strong man, you small weak girl. i must defend you whether you need it or not” thing going which didn’t end up working out so well. I guess I held on to it for as long as I did because I never got to be girlfriendy with anyone but him. But that’s maybe because I’m just not that girl.

You keep saying “the Slayer.” But you aren’t the only one, are you?

It’s just what they call me. Kinda went by it for eight years, hard to drop the habit right away.

Did you ever believe in God?

Well I wasn’t raised religious. But I always believed in some sort of higher power. We celebrated Christmas and all that.

I know there’s something after death at least, we don’t just stop existing. But I wasn’t let into some realm through a pair of pearly gates, didn’t have to stand in front of some head honcho telling who went where.