Are you angry with Willow?

I’m exhausted.

You’ve been kept in the dark about everything?

Probably.

Worst injury? and how did you get it?

But there have been so many? How do you expect me to choose???

No, no, he seemed sure that he had a soul. He was biting people at Ricochet without killing them and everything.

Vampires don’t need a soul to bite without killing. They have whole vampy brothels for the people and vamps who get their kicks out of that sort of stuff…

There are vampires with souls! I met one the other day. Nice guy, his name was Michael.

Yes there are two of them, and none of them are named Michael.

Willow is using dark magick again.

Oh really? Thank you for informing me, all knowing one.

What’s your favorite book?

I’m not really I big reader, I don’t have the time. But I remember reading this one book as a kid, From The Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler. It was this story about a brother and sister who ran away to a museum. Always used to make me think of Dawn and I for some reason, except she was a sister not a brother.

If you could change anything about your romantic past, what would you change?

I definitely made some mistakes in college. I’d probably just take all of it back; my hurting him and his hurting me in return.

I like your hair. It’s one of your best features, which is saying something because you’re just beautiful all around.

Thank you, anon! I know my appearance shouldn’t matter so much to me, but I guess it’s just a throwback to my L.A. days. It’s good to know that actual nice anons still exist.

Who’s gayer: Spike or Angel?

From my experience, neither of them are of the gay. Just trust me on this one.