yeees?

I mean, there have been some times that I’ve made him cry. But I think any person would have cried in those situations, they were pretty intense.

I like to think we would be fighting with and not against each other.

Don’t doctors try and help people? Or are we talking about like one of those evil Nazi doctors with the twin experiments? Because a man with medical equipment and a sick mind definitely couldn’t best me.

Emotionally, I’ve done it more times than I can count.

Hmmm. I’m not certain superhuman strength and a pair of fangs really counts as “defenseless”.  

Right.

And no. But she’s still hella badass.

Oh, you know. Life is hard. You just get in a funk sometimes. Or at least I do. Can’t be all happy all the time, things would be too easy that way.

I think the purpose of calling two people your best friends is to signify that you love them both equally, that’s why they’re both my best friends.

Just the two. I don’t even have time anymore to go sleeping around with humans, much less vampires.