Buffy, Buffy Summers? They told me to contact you when I got here, um about the slayer thing. Hi.

Buffy Summers, that’s me. I’m assuming you’re a slayer?

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Spike: All right, then.
Spike: Ready.
Buffy: Good, if it went on much longer I’d probably have to shackle you to the basement wall whether you liked it or not.
Buffy: For the good of humanity that is… You know to protect innocent lives and all.
Buffy: Speaking of which, have you got a specific location in mind?
Spike: Crypt’s fine. Keeps me out of the way, at least. Little sis and the big operation.
Spike: But you’ll have to come round during the days, for… god, feedings. Can’t well help myself with iron on my wrists.
Buffy: It wouldn’t be the first time… I have lovely memories of butcher shops, mugs, and straws to show for that experience.

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[pm] You said we were friends. Not if you were ready to talk to me again or not. Are you?

[pm] I’m just not sure, Willow. I miss talking to you, but we both need to admit there’s a lot unsaid between us that’s gonna have to come out. And we might end up fighting, and I cant handle that right now. I have a lot going on right now, you know with Dawn and other things.

Still not talking to Willow?

Didn’t we already discuss this? Step up your game, anon!

FMK: Angel, Spike, Cameron.

Hmmm, well I’ve already done more than one if these things with more than one of these people… Which makes this question a little bore than complicated to answer.

How’s the slayage been going?

It’s been going sort of slow, but if history has anything to say about it, it should pick up sooner rather than later.

Why aren’t you out getting Faith? She traumatized your sister by killing her!

I’m not a big revenge getter. I mean it’d be a different story if she was still lacking in the soul department. But she’s got a soul, and I can’t really in good conscience go after her.

Best sex you’ve ever had?

Wouldn’t you like to know!