Buffy: Ask Anya, maybe she got it on tape. Actually don’t. It’s kind of a secret.
Buffy: But yes, that is something I non-metaphorically, totally real lifeically, did while drunk.
Buffy: Don’t even remember it and I still feel guilty.
Buffy: I think sainthood and drunkenness sort of contradict one another anyways.
Faith: Damn. Wish I were that cool. That’s one I haven’t done yet.
Faith: Who was it? I mean, if you know and wanna say.
Faith: True that. Think I’m done with that stuff though. Unless you were hoping to toss a few back.
Buffy: Only I get to be this cool, Faith.
Buffy: Do you remember Cameron? My uh, well I’m not sure what he was to me anymore. But he was vampire Matthew’s boyfriend. That’s who it was.
Buffy: Nope definitely not hoping to be doing any tossing of anything any time soon.
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