Buffy: Only I get to be this cool, Faith.
Buffy: Do you remember Cameron? My uh, well I’m not sure what he was to me anymore. But he was vampire Matthew’s boyfriend. That’s who it was.
Buffy: Nope definitely not hoping to be doing any tossing of anything any time soon.
Faith: Hey, far as I can tell, that just means there’s one less lowlife off the planet. Not that I can really get off on judging, but whatever.
Faith: Might help with the pain. As in like, your bones. The other stuff too though.
Buffy: Well I never would’ve wished for that if I was sober. I’m usually like uber careful with the w word, but then I was never careful enough where he was concerned. Anyways, low of a life as he was, he didn’t really deserve that.
Buffy: Ick. I’m getting all sappy. Drinking’d just make it worse. I keep forgetting that it tends to intensify my pain instead of dull it.