feistyvengeancewaif:

[pm] Either or. Phone calls make me kind of tetchy, but so does demonic summoning, so… let’s go with the latter.

I wouldn’t be using the wish to kill anything, by the way. There’s the whole snowball effect, and sometimes the accidental creation of parallel universes, and the fact that I need to send written reports to D’Hoffryn. Luckily, I’ve still got the old-fashioned way. Anyway, if you need me urgently, just… draw a sigil, imagine drowning a man in his own blood, something along those lines.

[pm] So I can count on you, huh? It’s like the old days sort of. I don’t know what a sigil is… But the drowning in blood thing is probably a can do. If I knew how much of a hassle the granting wishes thing was, I might have I don’t know, gave you a pat on the back or something for your hard work ages ago. Not that I endorse killing people. I actually don’t know where I’m going with this.