lovetobrag:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

lovetobrag:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

Hey! I resent that. I am not big headed. My head is medium sized at the most thank you very much! I’m just talking about facts here, not ego.

That was “big Head Slayer,” you dolt.  Not “big-head Slayer.”

I never said I was good at reading tone through messages on the internet. I have many other skills that make up for my lack in that department. Anyways, I’ve decided to amend my previous response. Just pretend I said this: Oh yeah, I’m expect they’ll be falling all over themselves for a piece of this action within a fortnight! But I’ll respectfully decline their offer, because a lady doesn’t kill/kiss and tell.

I’m fully fancy now. I’ve got my big words and my not stepping on toes. I’m well aware that you like both of those things. Who doesn’t? Those people who don’t are just pretending anyways, I think. You’re an interesting dude so obviously people are happy to talk and be talked to about you. Maybe they’ll give you the book deal.