You know, I’ve never actually seen the Dracula movies or books…or wherever that originates from. I’m not really big on capes. They’re a little bit too flamboyant for my taste. I mean, I guess you have the whole rock star vampire look going for you so that would call for the fan girls. Still no.
It originated from a poofed-up ponce thought he was better than everybody else. After that, everyone with a twig of garlic knew how to keep us out. Not easy bein’ a vampire for a while when that was through.
Rock star, you say?
Poofed-up ponce? That was very British of you. I suppose at least the whole Dracula thing didn’t lead people to believe vampires sparkle in the sunlight. Vampires are predators, not fairies or strippers. Well, I guess a vampire could be a stripper, but that’s besides the point.
Yeah, you got the whole bleach blonde hair, leather, attitude, and accent going for you.
Please don’t provoke him. His ego is more than big enough already Cordelia.
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