[pm] Okay, don’t freak out, but this is Anya. We had a chat the other night about things you apparently don’t remember, and— it’s bad. I know you probably have an abundance of Slayer-y resurrection questions right now, but just hear me out. I’ll explain everything later.

[pm] Okay I got that but I’m having a little trouble not doing the freaking out. “this is Anya” kind of freaks a person out. You know, when Anya is a dead ex-vengeance demon who collapsed into the earth with Sunnydale? I remember seeing you the other night, in a hallucination occurring on one of the drunkenest nights of my life. Not a hallucination??? Okay, okay.

Hearing you out.