feistyvengeancewaif:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

[pm] Look, I’m not even allowed to be violent to anyone or anything who has internet access anymore so there really wasn’t anything to be worried about. I living on pins and needles now so this poodle’s pretty much all muzzled up. I’m a politician more than a slayer these days.

Yes, I know I was drunk. Had the worst hangover of my life to show for it the next day. I didn’t even know I could get hungover. I just thought seeing you was the hallucination. And I certainly don’t remember telling you anything about Cameron. It’s all vague. I just sort of woke up in misery with a few blurry memories from the previous night.  I went to the bar. I drank. I woke up at home.

Okay, so I wished. And you granted it, you haven’t said it yet but I know it’s true. That’s what Matthew was getting all feisty with me for… And now Cameron is actually in hell.

Just one question. What in the multiverse made you think that anything my wasted self wished for was something you should actually in any realm do?!

[pm] Politics? Ugh. Don’t tell me you’re going to face this fiasco head-on.

Matthew doesn’t actually know you did it, though. Because that would mean he’d know I granted the wish. And I’d have death threats in my inbox too if he knew that, history be damned.

I granted your wish because I could feel your vengeance. Yes, you were as plastered as a 20th-century war wound, but feelings are feelings, and I know you think he deserved what you wished on him, even if you know better than to say it without a litre’s worth of rubbing alcohol in your bloodstream. The way I see it, he wronged you, and you were a client. Far be it from the patron saint of women scorned to discriminate against a potential client.

[pm] It’s the price I have to pay for being Buffy Summers. I’m the slayer everyone knows. So much to my displeasure, I am in fact facing this beastie. 

I just don’t see the point in arguing. I mean, I can’t say I’m not glad I don’t have to deal with him anymore. Hell isn’t really a place I’d actually want anyone to go because of me, but he’s there. 

Who else knows about this? Hopefully not so many people? I sort of don’t want to have to fight a vampire who’s protected by his fame and has the “power of love” to support him…