feistyvengeancewaif:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

[pm] So Willow knows too? I’m confused. I mean I don’t mind if she knows, I just would have liked to tell her myself. I’m not so good at the lying either, it tends to come out at the worst of times.

Also, I don’t talk to Leslie at all really. I mean I have talked to her before. But either way I don’t have any dirt on the council and I think letting them get the blame is as bad an idea as any.
Maybe he just got sucked into hell for being such a terrible person. I think she’d buy it if she knew all the stuff he’d done.

[pm] Yes, Willow and I caught up in the middle of a public park. She came up right when a client was trying to get her head around the fact that I turned her husband into a baseball. Vocally. So she kind of knows everything already.

You’re kidding. Leslie won’t fall for the ‘random hell portal’ act. Full points for originality, but things just don’t work that way, ever. I mean, if hell portals actually delivered terrible people to hell, I don’t think you could even call Cleveland a populated city anymore. And what if she knows all the stuff Cameron’s done already — maybe she does know and she just doesn’t care! It’s hard to figure out her morals… they’re all screwy and lawyer-y.

[pm] So Willow knows about the wish? Just to be clear. You are confirming this? 

A baseball? I’m not sure I could come up with something that creative even if I were working on a full tank of gas at the time of my wishing…

Ugh. Lawyers, I’ve never met one that was anywhere near easy to understand. Or morally sound for that matter. You’ve gotta be pretty twisted to be able to stand up for murders and defend the innocent all at once.