thejgray:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

thejgray replied to your post: [pm] Okay, you can officially be proud of me.

[pm] I officially resisted my first date with a vampire. Okay, he was a gothic dude in my victorian lit class but he smelled like the undead. Okay.. mostly like the dead.

[pm] Well good on you! But was this class by any chance during the day time?

Yes… but it’s really dark in the room.

[pm] Well if you catch him in direct sunlight and he doesn’t you know, burst into flames, he’s probably just a really smelly dude. But hey! You shouldn’t lower your standards to someone who lacks basic hygiene anyways.