Jeffy Texts

Jesse: Hey, thanks for being so cool with the texting thing.
Buffy: No problem. You seem like a more than decent person, totally textable.
Buffy: So what’s on your mind to be asking Miss Buffy?
Jesse: I had a question about vampires.
Jesse: What um… what if you were bitten by one?
Buffy: Okay so I’m guessing you were?
Buffy: As long as you didn’t drink deep of the vampire’s blood in return you should remain as human as you were before the event.
Jesse: That’s a relief. I just um, I dunno. I feel drained. Literally, I guess. What about the wound? Is it going to be all silver and stuff like in Twilight?
Buffy: Well, that is what vampires do. They drain you. And unless you’ve got some sort of supernatural advantage, it can really affect you. But you’ll get better, you just need rest and maybe some iron pills.
Buffy: And no, the wound will not be silver. Please do not get me started on Twilight. There are so many things wrong with that book, it’s almost funny. Almost funny, but more annoying.