Jesse: That’s a relief. I just um, I dunno. I feel drained. Literally, I guess. What about the wound? Is it going to be all silver and stuff like in Twilight?
Buffy: Well, that is what vampires do. They drain you. And unless you’ve got some sort of supernatural advantage, it can really affect you. But you’ll get better, you just need rest and maybe some iron pills.
Buffy: And no, the wound will not be silver. Please do not get me started on Twilight. There are so many things wrong with that book, it’s almost funny. Almost funny, but more annoying.
Jesse: Right!?! I mean seriously, it’s like a guide book to an unhealthy relationship. It was like reading a lifetime movie with fangs. Please.
Jesse: Okay. Good. This is good. Another question- say I invited him into my house… can I invite him out of it too?
Buffy: Well uninviting is not as easy as inviting, but it can be done. There are definitely strings I can pull to make that happen. But I’m not sure it could happen today. You might want to find another place to stay if you feel like you’re in real danger.
Buffy: I could have a whole separate conversation about the badness that is Twilight. Besides the unhealthy relationship, it totally glamorizes the whole “being in love with a vampire” thing. Which I would like to say does not deserve glamorization.
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