Jeffy Texts

Buffy: Mortal wound? Are you okay, that actually sounds seriouser than I thought.
Buffy: We’ll have the vampire relationship talk one day. When the time is right.
Jesse: Gosh, I hope it’s not like THE talk, y’know. Either way it’ll all be the same. Just promise me you won’t give me a wooden stake and say that it’s for ‘protection’ or ‘just in case’. Then pat me on the back. Actually wait… I wouldn’t mind the stake.
Jesse: I am of the good. He stopped using me as his personal big gulp pretty early in. Tis a flesh would.
Buffy: I was thinking more along the lines of the emotional effects of dating a vampire, but if you want to get down to the nitty gritty, far be it for me to deny you. I have more than info on both aspects.
Buffy: Everyone could use a quality stake, their all the rage in L.A. I hear.
Buffy: Okay, as long as your not in need of a hospital visit. Which if you are, you should probably do. You can’t let festering wounds of any sort sit, that’s just common knowledge. No supernatural insights there.