Would you ever consider working at the high school?

I don’t know why they’d want me.  I’m not even a college graduate…

But I surely wouldn’t turn down a job like that; when you’ve worked in fast food, you lunge at an opportunity for a “cushy” job like that.

Heck, it’d probably be a good place for me. What with the lurking possibility that a hellmouth could be nestled beneath it!