covetingqueen:

Oh, I can see why everyone loves you so much.  All I’m saying is girls are straight until wet, like spaghetti.  Angel hair.  You’d be angel hair since you’re so thin.  And overrated.  

Hey, think what you want. At least your skewed views on women’s sexuality are one thing about you that isn’t actually hurting anyone.

Whoa there! Better cool it with the digs at my size! I’ll never be able to cope.

And you’re definitely one to talk about being overrated. You call yourself queen, which is just… 

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