covetingqueen:

ghost-of-fashion-victims-past:

covetingqueen:

Oh, I can see why everyone loves you so much.  All I’m saying is girls are straight until wet, like spaghetti.  Angel hair.  You’d be angel hair since you’re so thin.  And overrated.  

Hey, think what you want. At least your skewed views on women’s sexuality are one thing about you that isn’t actually hurting anyone.

Whoa there! Better cool it with the digs at my size! I’ll never be able to cope.

And you’re definitely one to talk about being overrated. You call yourself queen, which is just… 

Yep. It’s completely narcissistic and unrealistic for me to call myself Queen when I’ll soon have you and your gang of misfits either in the ground or working for me. I heard you kinda liked rolling on the ground for vampires.  Or is it with them?  

I’ve died three times now, death threats just really don’t do if for me anymore. And I certainly won’t be working for you, that’s one delusion I won’t let you keep.

Ah, bringing up my sexual history. The real reason why you were questioning my sexuality reveals itself! You would only be so lucky to break off a piece of this kit kat bar.,And there’s no way in hell that would ever happen, even if I was gay.

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